Epic Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

If he was really good, he could sharpen the pencil a little more each time.. COOL

If you can remember The lackluster D&D wannabe virtual reality show Knightmare, You’ve probably forgotten how bad it was, the weak-ass puzzles, storylines and godawful acting. This is so close to the actual show it's scary.

A music video that obviously owes a debt of inspiration to PES. visualization in the form of subbuteo, hungry hungry hippos, dominoes, playing cards and even Rubik's cubes. Awesome stuff.

Think twice before you get into a horn duel, there can be only one winner and that will also make him the loser. It only lasted 35 seconds and the only casualties were a rear bumper and one man's pride.

Who is more oblivious: the robber or the cop? I think this one might be too close to call.

No doubt you've so much talent you're overwhelmed by it, leaving you an inert slob stagnating in front of a computer screen - It's time to stand proud & show the world the creative slob you really are.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

I knew google was massive but i didnt know it had gone this far. Be careful what you ask for becasue it might just come true.

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!