Cobra Pit Cleaner

Just another day for this dude, cleaning up the cobra habitat at the Zoo, lots of deadly snakes irratated at being picked up as he throws them out of his way with no fear whatsoever. Just doing my job, ma'am.

The least ’street’ rap battle you’ll ever see, but it’s still hilariously awesome. With pedro’s paper thin hard-man persona, Mark Grist’s wordy prose and Pamflit’s plodding maternal insults this is a Don’t Flop instant classic.

Some chicks you should never look in the eye - A quick glance at their beauty & you're history - WTF!?!

A parody of Katy Perry's, I Kissed A Girl. You've heard the song on Dr. Demento, now see the video starring Blythe Renay & Rissy Pelot of Damsels of Dorkington.

You may strain your neck while watching this, but that's nothing compared with the ratio of mindfuck your head will get. The only downside to the whole thing is that it's set to a song by Usher.

You know the economy is getting pretty rough when people can't afford new wiper blades and have to manually squeegee the windshield while they drive. WTF!?!

Abysmal re-purposed Twilight fan fiction has gripped the globe. Apparently women really do enjoy reading badly written porn. Men need something a little more substantial. Like the same, but read by DUKE NUKEM!

You may think Barney & Fred are the best of friends; a couple of normal, stone age buddies who like to hang out and drink beer and fart. But don’t get on the wrong side of Barney, because he’s an aggressive little badass.

This "piglet" was born in Guatemala, last month. It is the result of some kind of mutation the locals are blaming on the presence of a UFO. I hope they call him Xenu.

You might have heard that foxes are nasty, stinky and behaviorally repellant but look at this one fetching a ball and tell me that you don't want one as a pet. I sure do. It's like a cat and dog had a ginger baby together.

This was his first day on the job AND his last - FAIL!!!