Scumbag Turtles

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...

OUCH! Not much more to say - LOL

Religion. LOL. It's no wonder that someone who would believe in an invisible sky wizard would ask a question as mind numbingly retarded as this. 'Full retard' doesn't even begin to describe this.

Cats are put upon this earth to do a limited number of things, one of them is sleep, another is to look cute, and the third is to hunt and catch small creatures. This cat scores 2 out of those 3.

Engrish is all the rage. If you haven't got things written on your chest in an incomprehensible foreign language then you're just not cool. Even if the words are off the back of a packet of preparation H. Who cares? It's cool.

If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.

I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.

Well, let's make sure we don't get the STD this dude's got..OMFG!!!

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

It's chock full of plenty of protein to keep your hair healthy and shiny! If you run out, I'll be happy to give you some of mine!