Trolling Advice

If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

Am I the only one who's first reaction to someone drowning is to lol?

This picture features something we all find dear to our hearts, once you see it resting on the bed, looking all alluring, you'll realise how much your truly do love such things. It brings back to many memories of being young and single.

So, the trailer for Mel's latest movie was out this week and we've already seen a mash-up with his hate-filled rants. And now, we get this. So now we have a recovering alcoholic Mel viciously screaming at a Bieber-beaver puppet.

I'm not sure where this is, but they definitely need to budget a little extra money to the police department for next year!

Well, let's make sure we don't get the STD this dude's got..OMFG!!!

This dog is so awesome, if he ever wakes up from his slumber the Queen of England will have to relinquish her throne and bow down to this god in canine form. The king is dead long live this dog.

Just in case you were in any doubt as to the sheer gayness of the whole Twilight franchise, here's a gentle reminder from SNL funny man Will Ferrell. Apparently it's even gayer than being a gay.

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

This guy seems to have hit the nail on the head. Whatever it is you're doing, you can romanticize it by adding a little bit of candlelight. Maybe also rose petals.