Explain THAT With "Science"

Religion. LOL. It's no wonder that someone who would believe in an invisible sky wizard would ask a question as mind numbingly retarded as this. 'Full retard' doesn't even begin to describe this.

This is reason numero uno why you shouldn't leave your beloved pooch locked up in the car. Forget the general cruelty of leaving them trapped in a hot box, and think of that new upholstery you've just put in.

This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..

Even before the night begins in full, make sure you've got your gameplan for the evening's entertainment completely sorted and your ultimate hopes fully fleshed out.

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

OMG-omg-omg! How the hell do these things grow so frikking big and how far do i live from the nearest one? Something tells me that being afraid of a tiny cockroach is not a good thing. Sh#t just got real.

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.

Well, this cat took it a little too far..

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...