Meanwhile, In China

Engrish is all the rage. If you haven't got things written on your chest in an incomprehensible foreign language then you're just not cool. Even if the words are off the back of a packet of preparation H. Who cares? It's cool.

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol is always a fun and interesting way to spend a weekend, but it can lead to behaviour that you otherwise wouldn't engage in. Punching walls/windows or overexaggerating your own abilities spring instantly to mind.

This vehicle will go from 0-60 in just over four seconds. Coincidentally that's also how long the battery will last if you turn on the stereo. Sweet ride, bro.

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

This takes the concept of an overly attached girlfriend to a whole new level. Also, why the hell did she choose that font? It's butters, yo.

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

Whoever the kid was who received this text, fair credit to him. While most kids would be too embarrassed to even respond, he makes sure to get a lol out of it while winding his mom up. Awesome work.

Everyone had one in their school. The most socially awkward, weird, gross kid you ever met. He probably had a weird name that was easy to make fun of, braces and an unquenchable thirst for acceptance. Also, an erection.

It doesn't matter how big and scary your opponent is, so long as you've dumped all your character points into critical hit % and have a backed up game save on standby...

Because everyone would look so much cooler if they were played by Nick Cage. even run of the mill techno heads like Skillex. Long live Nick Cage!

This is the 16-pound drop-forged sledge hammer with a 32" graphite handle and a heavy-duty reinforcement sleeve near the hammer head for extra durability. Superior quality!