Girl Gamers

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.

It’s a dilemma many of us face. Should I choose Becca, Vanessa, Ally or Amber? Decisions, decisions. Thank the good Lord that someone like Mikeyjam’s on hand to help sort shit out.

Have you ever wondered what the 'real' usues for normal, everyday household items was? Why not try some of these out and become a super housewife on steroids with these ingenious little tips.

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!

Now here's something i wouldn't mind doing if i could only convince my friends to participate in it. Naming your poop after movie titles seems a definite step up from telling people what you've just eaten!

It's a well known fact that women look better in most stuff than guys do, even a tee shirt, let's be fair and not argue about it. Because they look even better without the tee.

It took a while but we are now seeing the benefits of having a black president - One of the things I've looked forward to the most when we got a brother in office - LEGALIZE WEED! You go Barry!

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.