Stylish Serial Killer

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!

Great for worrying penguins and checking out what few icebergs the planet has left. Watch out for Japanese fishing boats though, unless you want to become sushi.

If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?

Sometimes 'strange' is really better left well alone, but what has been seen can NEVER be unseen - There are so many things seriously wrong in this image I just don't know where to start, phone Chris Hansen?

Your pastries must be more severe! Seriously though, this is both terrifying AND adorable. I must have it! Grab your credit cards and follow me to google! TO GOOGLE!

They don't judge.. but they DO fling pooh.

Girls know if you're staring at their bewbs, they can tell, even if you're looking at their reflection from across a crowded room. They just know, it's some sixth sense. Damn. Doesn't mean you should stop doing it though.

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!