Maffia Minor

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.

You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.

I have no idea what this is, who made it, how or why, all I know is I want one. I'd also like a Twinkie that looks like a shark while you're at it and maybe a pint of beer that looks like a space rocket.

Everyone's eaten there, but most of us aren't proud of it. This guy is. He is REALLY proud of it. In fact, He's lovin' it!

Everyone is losing their minds over the new Avengers films, even people who aren't actually people, like the cast of Spongebob Squarepants. Seriously though, I bet this would make a way cooler movie...

Hey.. whatever floats your... uh boat.

Oh god please, somebody make this. A Tron series with a decent storyline, lots of ladyparts on display and violence aplenty. If there is a heaven then this is what people up there are watching.

Weather is serious business, so it's not right to mess around with what mother nature is going to serve up for us, but every now and again you have to think that maybe Mother N. has got a sense of humor?

It's nice of your parents to check in to see you are ok, and of course doing what you are supposed to be doing. But sometimes keeping them in the picture might not quite be the right thing to do. LMAO

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!