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Now here's something i wouldn't mind doing if i could only convince my friends to participate in it. Naming your poop after movie titles seems a definite step up from telling people what you've just eaten!

There's an emergency in the building and you have to exit fast, only problem is that to get yourself free means smashing something to bits and the little guy doesn't look too happy about it!?

When you are stuck in the desert you'll do anything for a bit of fun - WTF?

This guy seems to have hit the nail on the head. Whatever it is you're doing, you can romanticize it by adding a little bit of candlelight. Maybe also rose petals.

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.

Most guys don't know how good it feels to take off a bra after a long hard day. There are some however who do know the feeling. This guy is one of them.

When you just can't find the right bumper sticker to convey your thoughts, make your own! From a distance, I would think this would be a republican though.

I doubt apathy is the reason it's not reacting to a total invasion of it's space. More like it is biding it's time and waiting for your concentration to be elsewhere. Cat owner, prepare to have cat shit on your bed!

Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.

This dog is so awesome, if he ever wakes up from his slumber the Queen of England will have to relinquish her throne and bow down to this god in canine form. The king is dead long live this dog.

Gay or not, I'd really love to hang out in this pub at least once. It sounds like the shenanigans are a plenty! Plus I could wear my sumo suit and it's always hard to find just the right occasion to wear it!