Feline Needs

cats might seem laid back but there are some things that they just can't live without. In most cases it's whatever you happen to be eating or cooking while they are in the same room.

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.

You know, being Spiderman aint easy. Poor Peter Parker, he's always getting the proverbial s#it ripped out of him by J. Jonah Jameson. Constantly mocking his dead uncle and then laughing in his weeping face. It's a cruel world.

Sometimes the truth really hurts, even if it isn't very creative! Someone needs to make the reply into a stencil and annotate each bit of graffiti

When a shark has gotten this close, warning you buddy is kinda pointless, you should just try and get a verbal agreement that you can have all his stuff.

It's the newest craze sweeping Facebook. Duckface hunting! Go and find a picture of a give giving it a bit of duck face, and leave the commment "BANG". Then sit back and enjoy the lolz or hunt some more!

WOW, i can't remember being so excited since first watch Star Wars Episode 1V for the first time. I think i'm in love, this is it, she WILL be mine .....*WAIT ..... NOOOOOoooooooo!

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

If only life were this simple. Someone really needs to figure out the whole portals thing as soon as possible. We could easily solve most of life's problems!

This workstation is just about perfect, it had an awesome HD monitor & sub moitors for IM chat and Skype, it even has a foot stall. Can someone get that annoying chick outts the way, i wanna se more.