I Need A Future!

Sometimes the truth really hurts, even if it isn't very creative! Someone needs to make the reply into a stencil and annotate each bit of graffiti

What do you do when you're trying to take some lovely wedding photos and then you're attacked by the undead? Well, you do the only thing you can do, you pick up the nearest weapon to hand and start crushing zombie skull.

Every good invention usually started as a much more basic version. Here we give you the very first version of the Segway Personal Transporter. This one was a tad bit more basic, but also a lot less expensive!

I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!

If you grew up in the grungy 1990's then you’ll know Nirvana’s album “Nevermind”. What you won’t know is what was on the end of that fishing line with the dollar attached. Well, guess who?

It's pleasing to see the youth of today taking global warming seriously. Good on you, being kind to mother na....oh, wait. Turns out you're a total douche instead. Well done.

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?

Ah, video games. Ah, nostalgia. Ah, video games and nostalgia! Together they can make grown geeks cry with wistful yearnings and make your eyes bulge with excitement.

If you're against it then you're an idiot. Like these people. In 40 years time you will look like nothing more than reactionary rednecks who take their religion far too seriously. Which you probably are...

I guess when you see a sign displayed like this you can't help break the rules by pulling out a camera and recording the event for those long nights in front of you computer :)

Quite possibly the biggest reason to hate the appearance of the winter months, that and the fact that all the bikinis have gone into hibernation... If you are unemployed however, this will make no sense!