Trolling The TSA

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

Sometimes parents do the dumbest things when it comes to their precious little babies - He looks so cute all fast asleep, lets just hope he doesn't roll over!

I initially thought this was a typo or the result of someone in a back room somewhere playing a prank. If it is for real though, that's pretty harsh...

The duckface is quite simply the most annoying facial expression that humanity can achieve and seing it constantly all over facebook and the like just makes it worse. God knows why anyone would want it inked...

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

Stuck for a stocking filler present for the little 'uns this Xmas Well, don't despair because it seems there's a big recommendation right here for some good wholesome family entertainment. They'll scream with joy!

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.

You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope.

Would these be on every street corner if hippies ruled the world?

Normally these are referred to as 'cock pushups' but in this case I think vader is relying on his midichlorian count to keep him front faceplanting.

If she wasn't already famous you can guarantee that some bloke would be making a documentary about the African children she stole a decade ago and how clicking 'like' on facebook makes you an activist.