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Dora The Explorer Goes Hardcore
Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(
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So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!
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They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.
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Cute little guy needs something cool and refreshing to wash down the tacos he was nom nom nomming.
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Sometimes it's best not to delve too deeply into your dreams, otherwise it might unearth things that, while remaining un-answerable, will completely do your head in - WTF!?!
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Take note ladies, do not let your husbands make your kids costumes. Yeah, they might be good at putting things together, but their lack of common sense will get you!
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Seems a bit steep of a price to me. I'll sell you my ass candy for only 99 cents a pound!
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If you were bored at home & posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it?
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I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.
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Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!
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Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!
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