Dora The Explorer Goes Hardcore

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.

Ok, so maybe for most of us the sight of a pretty girl striking a duck-face post is enough to make us reach for the nearest receptacle to throw up in, but amazingly, not all of us!

The annoying as hell little helper has broken out of his computer bounds and is spreading his helpfulness in the real world!

I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.

Ryu really has a way with the ladies. He gives them a savage beating, cusses them off & then tries to get their digits in under 10 seconds! You really can't blame him for trying. You'd do the same.

Just looking at this Facebook thread, these are either some advanced trolls, winding us all up or, tragically, it's real. In which case it's time to hang up your hat and give up on humanity.

Ok, first things first of course, make sure the monitor takes center stage and is not obscured by the sh#t load of guns you just happen to keep in your own personal arsenal - OMG!

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)

I'm sure mommy was just THRILLED when the girls brought these kittens home - LOL

Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.