TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

Dead animals stuffed with sand is kind of a grim concept. I don't know who came up with it but I'll wager they wet the bed well into their twenties. Strangely enough taxidermy actually gets better, the worse it gets. Observe;

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

Nowadays, if you are a girl, you can't go anywhere or do anything in private without one of your buddies whipping out their digital camera and recording the event (for the internet)

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

If you are not a fan of Spongebob then the title will have no relevance whatsoever to you and you can just enjoy the wonder of nature's beautiful creations (in bikinis). But always remember kids, Spongebob ROCKS!

Trust good old Mother Nature to come up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them. I would. Really.

Whatever you do, don't start trying to figure out what you are looking at and how it can be done. before you know it you will be pulled into a recursive nightmare of trying to figure out was is real and what is not of this reality.

Facebook is not only a place to show off how truly atrocious your spelling is but also somewhere you can learn the true meaning of humility when someone pwns your ass for it. Here are some of the best spellings and subsequent pwnage.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be AFRAID!

Sometimes, if you look at things completely out for context you can't help but think to yourseflf "WTF is going on here!?!" - On those occasions someone may well be doing something that seems logial, to them. Maybe?