Sneak Attack

Cats might be cute and good in pictures, but buy a real one and you'd better keep you food well hidden. They are masters of subtle sneakery, and they want your food.

As female revenge goes, this is a pretty decent attempt - LOL !

Well, it's not really an advert because cigarette companies aren't allowed to advertise anymore, but if they were this would make an awesome advert. 100 years old and lighting her ciggie from the candles in her cake. What a trooper.

I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.

So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.

Ok, so this dude(?) is starting to outgrow his size 6 boots and i'm guessing is pissing most of the male teneage population. If you're jealous of this 17 year old tween pop star please take a ticket & join the queue.

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

The many moods of Emma Watson, happy, thoughtful, shocked, proud, confused, her facial expression giving away her mood instantly. Then there's Kristen, no matter what mood she's in he always looks constipated.

I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!

No? Then get the f#cking camera out my face!

If I had a penny for every time some jackass took my photograph and managed to ruin the picture by focusing on what was going on behind me, I'd have a LOT of pennies.