Camera Noobs

If I had a penny for every time some jackass took my photograph and managed to ruin the picture by focusing on what was going on behind me, I'd have a LOT of pennies.

Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

Pictures of the secret North Korean missile test have recently been smuggled to the west. Seems there is about as much to be afraid of as there was with Saddam.

Forget planking, that was sooo last month, things move pretty fast on the internet and now the latest craze is 'owling'. You know this must be the new cool thing because celebs are doing it!

God is all-knowing and omnipresent, he sees and commands all, but lets be totally honest here. Not even the supreme being can trust himself with loading the rapture 2.0 program on his PC. So mission aborted!

Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!

Eveybody knows he was a very naughty man, but what you might not know is that Adolf had a warm sentimental side to him. Well, until it came time to nom some cyanide...

I know what you are thinking, there is NO way some silly test can determine what is my all-time favourite film without asking me any movie trivia questions to find out. But the shocking truth is it CAN!!!

The many moods of Emma Watson, happy, thoughtful, shocked, proud, confused, her facial expression giving away her mood instantly. Then there's Kristen, no matter what mood she's in he always looks constipated.

The people who really need to be reading this probably won't understand what it's saying anyway..