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Can I f#cking help you?
No? Then get the f#cking camera out my face!
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Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!
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If Jack was as bad at drawing as I am at Draw Something that car would never have gotten a sweaty back seat. On the upside he might have survived the boat going belly up, without a babe to hog his driftwood...
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To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.
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Gay or not, I'd really love to hang out in this pub at least once. It sounds like the shenanigans are a plenty! Plus I could wear my sumo suit and it's always hard to find just the right occasion to wear it!
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It's a lot less gritty than Breaking Bad. Essentially it's about two guys with nothing to lose who start making wholemeal loaves in a portable bakery.
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This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.
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GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door
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So you are just browsing the Russian roulette equivalent of websites for abit of fun and then someone familiar appears in the window. You feel sure you've seen that face before. then the horror hits!
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My beautiful eyes!! Don't stare at it too long or you'll get sucked into the vortex of madness and never return. Having said that, can you complete the maze in under 30 seconds?
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I doubt apathy is the reason it's not reacting to a total invasion of it's space. More like it is biding it's time and waiting for your concentration to be elsewhere. Cat owner, prepare to have cat shit on your bed!
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