"Say HELLO To My Little Friend!"

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

The only benefit this person could possibly gain from this is that cucumber is good for the eyes. So while they'll awake with a b'stard behind them their eyes will feel fine

God is all-knowing and omnipresent, he sees and commands all, but lets be totally honest here. Not even the supreme being can trust himself with loading the rapture 2.0 program on his PC. So mission aborted!

If I was ever to get my iPhone engraved this is exactly what I'd want written on it. Somebody buy this man a cookie, he's a freaking comedy genius!

If you're a fan of internetisms then this is the shirt for you. It features all the usual suspects on the front, a Reservoir Dogs theme and even a surprise waiting for you on the back. Awesome.

You have here a selection of women of all different nationalities, from Sweden, Japan, USA to the far east -- all the beautiful colours of womankind is here on display, but can you spot the odd one out? Look closely now.

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.

They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.

This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.

When someone says to a woman, "Put your face on", it isn't just a figure of speech. So be careful the next time you meet up with a cute girl, lurking beneath the pretty face could be Steve Buscemi.