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Why The Rapture Never Happened!
God is all-knowing and omnipresent, he sees and commands all, but lets be totally honest here. Not even the supreme being can trust himself with loading the rapture 2.0 program on his PC. So mission aborted!
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Gummi bears. Food of the gods. If only there was a way to combine their inate deliciousness with the inebriating power of hard liquor. WELL NOW THERE IS!
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For some people getting married is more frightening than death, for others, being left at the altar leaves only one option open. Death. Good luck for this poor jilted bride there was a hero on the scene!
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The trouble with being 'man's best friend' is that you also become 'man's young daughter's best friend' and have to do stuff that was definitely NOT on the pet manifest. The shame.
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There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.
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I watched all of her shows. I really liked the one where Tom cruise went crazy. I will miss her lots, but I don't know about her music, I never heard her singing...
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Hold on to your hats, gaming just got serious! Welcome to the future! All you will need is a feeding tube and you will never have to move again. It's like heaven in a toilet cubicle.
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Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL
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She's the adult entertainer who's been banged more times than a Mongolian battle drum. Who's eaten more meat than Fatty Arbuckle. But she's tried to reach over to the cultured side and act in art movies. So, you mad?
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What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!
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You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!
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