Oktoberfest Lovlies!

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample assets, beer and lederhosen!

If you had any hatches and this was the view out of your window, it would probably be a good time to batten them down. Not really sure what that means, but I'd have a go anyway. This is true apocalypse style weather!

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

Now this is what we all want to see babes doing - YEP - making sammiches & other tasty morsels. There's plenty of baking going on but nobody can survive on cupcakes.

It's a strange item. One that evokes amusement wherever it goes. Perhaps it's the strange expression on it's face or perhaps it's just the general absurdity of the thing. Either way, it's awesome and I want one.

It's been a long week (isn't it always) and now it's all over for a few days, so what better to do on the eve of the weekend than party-party-PARTY! Chicks & beer are always good to try & boy, chicks know just how to do it SO well!

You've passed out due to one to many root beers and your friends have taken the liberty of abusing your comatose body. Most of this abuse you wouldn't want to be awake for but fear not, there will lots of photos.

It's something that has happened to all red-blooded males with a pulse and GOD FORBID that there might be someone around with a camera to record the event when it does!

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

Another collection of snaps sullied by silliness. Some are intentional and posed but the best ones are those that just happen spontaneously. Notice some girls in a pool posing for a photo? Sounds like cannonball-o'clock. BANZAI!!!

Sometimes a picture does paint a thousand words, but really, only one is enough to set off a signal in your bain that your convictions about stereotypes were all true. Maybe it's time to leave this planet. Far behind.