Oktoberfest Lovlies!

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample assets, beer and lederhosen!

It saddens me deeply to see how many of these are guys! I thought this crap was only infecting our women. Kill them all with fire.....*WAIT! Make it a stake through the heart, just to be sure!

The key to looking classy & sexy in Russia seems to be to look like an oompa loompa and live in a town near chernobyl. Barbie cloning gone wrong. Nuclear devastation is the only answer for most of them!

Here's a transformation that would make Optimus Prime run away and hide in fear & proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing! What starts off as a cute chick suddenly gets very ugly. Please STOP!

Holding photographers hostage and demanding to in in the shot, these terrorists are the worst kind of people. In fact, if it was these types that were being held and tortured in Guantanamo, nobody would mind in the slightest. FACT.

A total hottie - Height: 5' 9" - Bust: 38.5" - Waist: 23" - Hips: 36" - Hair: Light Brown - Eyes: Blue-Green - The only other vital statistic missing here is her telephone number - DAMN!

A delightful collection of birds in hats. And before you say it, yes, I know they are photoshopped and you can tell by the pixels!

Honestly, most of the people with bewbs who play World of Warcraft are male. We call them 'man bewbs', the creation of the years of mountain dew fueled-gameplay it takes to service a decent World of Warcraft character.

Remember when you were a kid & used to play in the schoolyard & girls would do things... well, for girls only!? Now we have grown up and found them 'interesting' it seems that sometimes those rulez still apply.

The onslaught on invading innocent photographers subjects continues, do they hate us for being so incredibly good looking? It's time to draw a line in the sand. You're either with the pouters or you're with the photobombers. Pick your side!

Unless you just happen to be an extremely fortunate man this is probably not what your girlfriend does when she has all her cute female friends round. Still, there's no harm in dreaming, if you need me, I'll be in my bunk.