Must S-L-O-W Down!

The joys of riding a motorcycle, the open road, no safety requirements and a powerful beast between your legs and all the power you could ever need. Just don't go fast!

You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!

Cats are put upon this earth to do a limited number of things, one of them is sleep, another is to look cute, and the third is to hunt and catch small creatures. This cat scores 2 out of those 3.

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

Leave it to Abraham Maslow to put into such a simple graph how we spend our days on the Internet. Scarily accurate!

To nom, or not to nom: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger, or to take arms against a sea of nomables, and by opposing eat them?

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.

Justin Bieber. Will the interet ever get tired of picking on him? I truly hope not. If anyone deserves it, it's this kid. Seriously.

No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.

All the destinations you could ever want to go to and exactly how to get there, job done. Now all i have to do is go pack!