Mordor

Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.

You GOT Transparency! In politics it's a fight to the death - It kinda looks like Julien Assange gave Obama a lot more transparency than he bargained for - PWND!

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.

Here is the answer to the meaning of life, if you happen to be an observant male, bemused at stereotypical behaviour patterns of chicks at the mall, the club, at school....anywhere!

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)

So maybe you think that drugs are not really gonna effect you and change your life, you know, you could be right. Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about this and even after all that abuse she still looks amazing. Right?

Don't be fooled that by the mere fact that you are submerged under the water that there is not a chance of escaping the gaze of a cat intently watching you. It just ain't true!

If you've ever managed to get 3 saucepans, a pyrex dish, two mixing bowls and a full compliment of crockery into a dishwasher, you are a gaming GOD.

Worried that you might be cast out from the flock for owning a 'SO yesterday' iPhone 4 and haven't got enough cash to upgrade? Well fear not, for under one buck you can be the envy of all your lesser iPhone 4 buddies.

Hey, if I was a bird I'd totally hitch a ride. Maybe not on a big predatory looking bastard like this, I don't wanna end up as his dinner. Still, pretty dope tho.

So you're driving along and you need some service, not your car, you. What's that up ahead? Looks like it's a self-service station for guys. Wouldn't want sloppy seconds though.