Me Driving!

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

OUCH! Not much more to say - LOL

Could this be Public enemy No.1, or just a case of mistaken identity? Nothing says gangster like a nice hibiscus plant, smokin' trees! I'd suggest going back to skool and studying up kid!

For the brothers without the money for a fitted..

Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

Well, that shoots THAT idea out of the sky..

There are so many logical fallacies and gaping plotholes that I really couldn't enjoy the Bible. I even tried the version with the unicorns in it and that was balls too. Try harder next time, God.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

Need a picture of your butt and just can't quite get the right angle in the mirror, no problem. Just shout her name and she will come to save the day in taking a salacious Facebook profile picture. Mom's are awesome!