Giraffic Park

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

If only everyone was as wise as young Tommy. Instead of experiencing the world for ourselves and deciding with our senses what's happening, let's just check Google Street View & if all's well there, then it must be fine. Douche.

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.

So, the Hogwarts franchise is no more. What now for the boy wizard and his motley crew? Well, why don't they form a band, or even a cover band. Here's what their album covers could look like.

They begin to learn at such a young age..

She's recently been on the interwebs looking nervous about signing a fan's picture of her getting out of a car exposing her pussy. Well now we finally get to see what alll the fuss is about - Awwww!

Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

This is a real tough one to work out, things like this stop you in your tracks and make you ponder the mysteries of the universe in order to make the right choice. It's a mindf#ck!

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!