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Well, that shoots THAT idea out of the sky..

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It's kinda like looking at one of those impossible triangle things, except it's a bloke's legs. If you can pull off this pose, you are guaranteed to get so much tail...

Walruses are large, terrifying beasts, who pull their behemoth bodies along, showing off their giant tusks that could rip through your body like a hit knife through butter. But killing them is easy, when you know how.

NO, you are not dreaming, or maybe you are, depending on what your current relationship status is at the moment? BUT. If i was to wake up to this every morning i'd be set for life - WOW!

So, just where did the inspiration come from behind the profound lyrics in Rebecca Black's track "Friday"? What other song in the popular music canon makes reference to the minutiae of a week day? Hmmm...

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

This guy has gotten something to tell the state of Arizona. And he's got a valid point!

Forget planking, that was sooo last month, things move pretty fast on the internet and now the latest craze is 'owling'. You know this must be the new cool thing because celebs are doing it!

Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!

Was he ever a president? No, however I do think this new design for the thousand dollar bill would single-handedly solve all our economic problems! It's good knowing he's out there.