Luigi Death Stare @ Anime Expo 2014

The Luigi Death Stare comes out from the confines of the new Mario Kart game and into the Anime Expo as Luigi rides around giving off some bad vibes while throwing a green shell at any one he passes.

I'll tell you one thing for damn sure. I wouldn't mess with this dude's fingers. They look pretty ferocious, like they've been waxing old cars and painting some Mr. Miyagi's fences. He still can't break a wafer tho. LOL!

Tokyo drift plus ice road truckers equals something close to this, which is a show I would totally watch and definitely NOT be involved in - OMG!

David Crowe takes his mad skills to Brick Lane in London to do a bit of busking and hopefully earn some cash. He overshoots a little by bringing the whole street to a standstill as everyone marvels at his mad skillz.

If you're eating or just plain don't want a scare, look away now. This Chinese man has a second face, complete with hair and teeth growing out of his right cheek. He can even make it smile and frown.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

Amazingly, Vandy pitcher Corey Williams takes a vicious shot to the knee and still finishes the play.

So, yeah. Just what are they? I bet it’s a question you ask yourself all the time, constantly dwelling on the ontology that makes up these clumps of land that define us geographically and culturally.

If there’s one underexposed area of the slasher genre, it’s murderous, rampaging baked products. But this film’s looking to change all that. And as if psycho cookies isn’t amazing enough the film also stars Gary Busey.

If you didn't feel that Zombieland gave enough pointers on how to survive when the entire world has been overrun with shambling flesh hungry undead, here are a few more pointers from some Youtube film makers.

When hunted animals start using wireless technology you can safely presume the apocalypse is pretty imminent. Although this redneck’s probably still impressed with the fact he’s got opposable thumbs.