EPIC Meat Salad FTW!

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

It's hard to tell if this is some sort of celebrity pitch to start the game or if is just the kind of unusual occurrence that happens in the Japanese baseball leagues. I think maybe this is just how they roll.

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

The Luke Bryan Tailgate turns into an epic brawl as one drunk concert goer battles the reigning champion—gravity and a heck of a lot of alcohol. And while he's battle those, the concrete floor comes up to take him by surprise.

Next, cancer will spread to ALL forms of life.. WTF

If they were giving out awards for idiocy then this guy would definitely get one, because what might have seemed like a hilarious idea at the time looks like the worst idea possible when the whole restaurant's laughing at you.

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?

Now this is an experiment i can get my teeth into - The marshmallow experiment is a famous test conducted by Walter Mischel at Stanford University - The results are LOL-tastic!

A lizard thinks he has found lunch when he finds a baby chicken all alone.

Animal of the day! Even though the stick is too long for the gap between the trees, the dog will not let go. And who blames him? In this economy, we can't just be dropping our possessions.

The rock rabble-rousers who formed half a century ago played Britain’s Glastonbury Festival on Saturday, their debut appearance at the country’s most prestigious rock music event.