Two Face IRL

If you're eating or just plain don't want a scare, look away now. This Chinese man has a second face, complete with hair and teeth growing out of his right cheek. He can even make it smile and frown.

Futurama was right, celebrities of the future will be preserved as disembodied heads in jars, and one of those celebs will be the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers, her looks kept youthful by hourly injections of stem cells.

Proof that thinking a trick through to the end is a wise thing to do. This dude manages to ride over 100 feet of rail on his board but fails to notice the stop sign at the end of the track - WHOOPS!

Water is a real nasty mudda! It's an unforgiving b#stard & when it gets cold and freezes it gets real mean and has an evil attraction to total dumb f#cks who think the Titanic was for pussies - Farewell dummies - LIVE & learn!

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

For strange sounds emanating from women's mouths, curling is the new tennis, because that level of strategy and precision requires you to make weird noises, it's just how it is.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

This is one way to get the attention of MI6, scrawl in giant letters on a building opposite their HQ.

I'm not surprised by this. I had heard that consuming irresponsible quantities of alcohol could make it difficult to erect a tent. A few more and they'll be sleeping under the stars.