Advice From Stephen Fry

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.

Back then it had a silent 'y' and was actually pronounced yogging. And you could only go if you took two hot chicks in skimpy clothes with you. That was just how it was back then, go ask Ron Burgundy if you don't believe it.

The humble Lada is such a shady automobile, so steeped in negative infamy that not even the crash test dummies want to be caught in the drivers seat.

Well, that just about covers everyone - WTF?

If you really want to get into a bar this is a great idea but I guarantee you won't be hooking up with anyone in there, unless that old fella in the corner playing dominoes gets a twinkle in his eye...

Of course, we're not saying that 4chan isn't the source of all memes on the planet, it's just a hell of a lot of them just get posted there.

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

Adapted from the play of the same name, it's a wonderful film and arguably the best thing that Sarah Jessica Parker has ever been in, except maybe Sex And The City 3; Rise Of The Menopause.

I really wish I knew what bar this was posted at, because I really don't want to eat there....EVER!

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.