Lincoln Choking Kanye

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

You can't argue with the slogan for this pair of gardening gloves. But what's worrying is if you need a pair of thick gardening gloves just to take Captain Picard to warp speed, what the hell has happened down there?

Hey, if I was a bird I'd totally hitch a ride. Maybe not on a big predatory looking bastard like this, I don't wanna end up as his dinner. Still, pretty dope tho.

If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.

This kid apparently has a father that knows exactly what he's doing. This is a note the 5 1/2 year old wrote to his mother. He was wearing a white tank-top at the time!

Apparently, he wasn't properly shown how to use the potty..

If she wasn't already famous you can guarantee that some bloke would be making a documentary about the African children she stole a decade ago and how clicking 'like' on facebook makes you an activist.

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

It's great to go out to dinner, you and your partner, bottle of vino, lovely steak, maybe some seafood to start. You can't help but have a good time, just don't try and reserve a table at the local crematorium.

The artwork in comic books may look uber cool, but just you try and imitate it in real life. Take the most simple of tasks like sitting on a chair for example, all of a sudden you are in a whole world of pain.