Everything Wrong w/Hunger Games: Catching Fire

It was basically the biggest box office movie of last year and here are all the sins found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.

If superman had a dog it would probably be the most awesome cape wearing canine that has ever graced god's green earth. Also, it would do poops that would melt sheet ice and form a tiny little doggy fortress of solitude. Awww.

Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants audio proof that he crapped his pants.

These dogs really, really don't like mail, they dislike it so much they decide to attack like it was their mortal enemy—especially bills and junk mail, but then no one likes bills and junk mail.

I assume this is a cat and not the producy of 2 girls.. WTF

Want to enjoy a bit of weird science with a dash of nostalgia? If so, this video from ARC ATTACKMUSIC is just the ticket. It features a pair of "singing Tesla coils" performing a rather unusual cover of the theme song from the 1980's cartoon "Inspector Ga

Samsung have ushered in the next gen of SSDs, which OK, haven’t quite yet got to the status of being able to turn into a robot and fly around the world being awesome, but it’s still pretty super.

Most fire fighters have to make do with a big red truck and a hose. Not this guy. This guy has a little more style than that. He's going to put out fires from the comfort of his speedboat. Like a god damned boss.

The Broward County, Florida court system has a new action hero in this judge, who flies off of his bench when a criminal starts to become violent

Quite clearly the best she-nerd song rendition of a poem about Dungeons & Dragons you will see today. Seriously. If you see a better one in the next 24 hours I'll give you my lucky D20 and the underpants I stole from Gary Gygax.

This guy looks like he was using a driver instead of a putter! BOOM! HEADSHOT! I bet he didn't even have the courtesy to yell "fore!"