Superman's Best Friend

If superman had a dog it would probably be the most awesome cape wearing canine that has ever graced god's green earth. Also, it would do poops that would melt sheet ice and form a tiny little doggy fortress of solitude. Awww.

Fat people falling over is pretty funny but when cats do it it's even better. It kinda reminds me of the last Shrek movie where Puss in Boots put on waaay to much weight and lost his mojo.

Who ever said that Hooters girls had absolutely no talent besides looking hot in flesh-colored leggings? Oh, I guess the reporter right next to her did. Now I remember.

Hamsters make pretty weak pets. They can't fetch, be ridden or guard your room. There is one thing that they can do though, and that's run. They can also make you laugh, if you're into tiny furry slapstick geniuses.

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

This guy tries to show off on his go-cart after a couple drinks and hits the corner of a hill which sends him flying.

As if to prove a point that certain elements of the whole Lord of the Rings trillogy are, well lets say, on the gay side, here is final proof that some of you might have been right all along. Queue the YMCA classic song.

This one will be the one no one forgets. LOL

Rebecca Black eat your heart out. This kid has more talent in one chubby digit than she has in her entire body. If you want evidence of this you only need to watch his badass dance moves and check the soulful lyrics. Amazeballs.

This relationship works out perfectly for the monkey because he doesn't really want to get attached until he finds his own place, anyway.

No matter how great a dancer you think you are, this will put your moves to shame. They dance like a couple of warrior robots from the future where epic is something eaten for breakfast & selling rugs is a serious business.