The Next Gen Of SSD Cards Turn Into Robots

Samsung have ushered in the next gen of SSDs, which OK, haven’t quite yet got to the status of being able to turn into a robot and fly around the world being awesome, but it’s still pretty super.

Believe it or not, this is a world record attempt. And Erin O'Keefe and Amy Milano slapped each other a combined 174 times in 15 seconds using 2 slices of pizza. Well done them! They've achieved a great thing, they should be proud.

Sometimes it's a good idea to evaluate the potential outcome carnage of FAIL before attempting anything. This guy slips while hanging upside down on a swing set and is knocked out cold.

A woman in Texas has started a Pole Dancing For Jesus class. She believes only God can judge them. And they'll know if he's pleased because he'll make it rain.

Harry Partridge brings us his vision of the future in the first episode of his newest animation - Starbarians. A pair of musclebound meatheads roam the galaxy looking for booty and bootay! Genius.

What kind of analogy would you use to explain girlfriends to a small child? Turns out a pair of white sneakers works quite well. And make sure you swear quite a bit too, you’ll prepare that 2 year old as well as you possibly can.

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.

It's no secret that sex sells and advertisers make full use of that partucular marketing tool at every turn. This however, is right over the top. I'll take 5 cases!

It might look like a giant urinal cake but in reality this is merely a colossal ice cube performing a barrel roll. It's pretty damn impressive to watch but I'm glad I'm at a safe distance otherwise I'd fill my pants.

If you need a hairy man to dance, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Matin Nahvi. Oh, and apparently it'll only cost five bucks as well so it's handy if you're on a budget.