Ab-solute Pleasure

It's often said that you never forget the first time, that unforgettable buzz, the pulsing electric feel...

This is probably the greatest video on Youtube ever made ever! Well, until that new one comes out in about 2 second's time, but until then enjoy the greatest video ever made. EVAR!

This clip from the days of black-and-white tv shows what was expected, fashion wise, for the year 2000.

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

There’s something weird and creepy but strangely hypnotic about watching a music video with the music removed. It’s almost like you’ve had some kind of stroke and you’re sense aren’t what they used to be.

Sorry, dude, but they clearly aren't into light-haired gay bears, best wait for the mens races you might have more luck then.

Longboarding is great fun, the only problem is you go very FAST and thats when things start to get hairy. The lead guy spins around just in time to take a 30mph knee to the chin

No matter how great a dancer you think you are, this will put your moves to shame. They dance like a couple of warrior robots from the future where epic is something eaten for breakfast & selling rugs is a serious business.

Even though he was reprimanded by a judge later, his driving skills are pretty impressive. He didn't even drop his doughnut.

Maybe these people are just desperate to be on one of those TV talent shows, or maybe they've just consumed too much of the free bar—either way they're doing pretty weird things.