Sperm Collector FAIL!

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

Flying a helicopter around near high tension steel cabling probably isn't the best idea this guy has ever had. Still, at least he has people on hand willing to risk life and limb to rescue him. It also makes for a cool video.

This dude rides full speed towards a rail but doesn't get enough lift on his jump sending him flipping through the air and slamming the concrete face first. I blame the skateboard.

At first I thought this dude was nuts not wearing a helmet, but I guess it really doesn't matter much. When you are falling from that kinda height no head protection on the planet is gonna save you if it all goes FAIL!?

This kid bloodies his nose and mouth in a stupid accident. Most accidents that occur in hotel rooms are a less painful but you feel the pain for about 18 years.

If you just happen to be an animal lover, beware! You might find yourself watching this video over and over again until either your brain explodes or the batteries on your laptop/tablet/phone expire. It's adorbz.

Ok, first things first. What the HELL is an animal like that doing in a house and secondly, what the HELL is that dumb guy doing offering it his head as an object for a near-certain attack!?

He didn't need anyone's help putting the roof up, and he doesn't need anyone's help bringing it down. He may need someone's help walking into what's left of his house.

With more snow in New York City than in Sochi, one filmmaker is celebrating a new sport in snowboarding through the city's icy streets. This is how you get around New York in the snow.

Maybe I'm going weird, but I watched a LOT of this video before I realised that I was just watching someone writing stuff and had way better things to be doing. It's kinda mesmerising, almost hypnotic...