Mascot High Five Fail

Sorry, dude, but they clearly aren't into light-haired gay bears, best wait for the mens races you might have more luck then.

This dog has some sea world potential. -Cool!

Not bad skills, for what is essentially a giant rat. He didn't once catch an edge, but to be honest I didn't see him busting out any sweet tricks either. Only one way to know for sure. Send him down a half-pipe.

Comedian Aziz Ansari is releasing his latest comedy special through the medium of the world wide intertubes. For the low, low price of $5 you can download it from his site. That's a saving of $15! Bargain!

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair.

'Does exactly what it says on the tin!' - It's called bone breaking and it looks a lot like bones being broken - Basically, if you're able to pull your arm out of it's socket and twist it like a pretzel then you're halfway there.

This should teach us all to be more aware of our surroundings. And also to not trust people who stop you on the street and ask you if you'd go out with someone in an app.

Over 2 minutes of watching people with more money than sense crashing and failing. Still, their FAIL is our internet viewing pleasure gain. What more could you want to see on a Monday?

Like or loathe soccer, you've got to admit that this guy has some serious skills. The skills in question might be almost entirely useless in any practical sense but I bet he still impresses the ladies with them.

Learning some serious yo-yo skills probably won't help you get the ladies. Mix it with magic though and, no, you're probably still going to die alone and unloved. Still, at least it's better than just regular yo-yo...

It’s a much more listenable and enjoyable One Direction than you’re used to. Zayn sings Story of My Life like he’s swallowed a Fraggle, Harry’s become tone death, and the rest sound like cartoon characters.