24, 28. BUTT BUTT BUTT!

American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

It's always a lovely sight watching maidens exploring their inner-mermaid and, in most cases, totally unaware they have an enthusiastic audience desperate to explore an exotic form of marine life & possibly examine them in detail.

It's nice to have a different view of the one we are usually used to. Well instead of looking up to them we can now gaze down as they lay drunk in the gutter - Cheers!

Welcome to the world of weird & weirder inflatables that should never have been filled with ai.A mixture of rubber against their skin & giant plastic body cavities, I don't know which is more perverted.

It's always a good idea to get behind something that takes your interest, that you can put all of your efforts into & enjoy the fruits of your labours. Personally i make sure that i always have multiple causes to get behind.

The word 'weird' really doesn't do justice to some of these. They are without doubt the most ridiculous and bizarre collection of wedding day snaps that has ever been assembled. Happiest day of their lives?

Quite possibly the best combination of exotic objects to make men drool over on the planet, it's a magical combination. For once if you fail to notice the cute chick in the photo you are not gay!

A collection of jaw dropping doppelgangers. Genetically identical girls that constitute grade-A fantasy fodder. Personally, I'm holding out for tripplets.

Awwww, 'Monday', doesn't the thought of it make you want to jump out of bed and grab the week by the scruff of the neck and say "THANK YOU, I LOVE WORKING!", thought not, me neither. Here's some pics to numb the pain.

Sometimes it's difficult to make a differentiation between chicks in swimwear or underwear, but it's never any real problem for the males of the species because we like looking at them wearing both - So it's a win-win situation.