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American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

If you seriously subscribe to letting the world know you just blew your nose then you belong in nerd-central! Lets be honest here, there are chicks and they post hawt pictures of themselves!

Of course having a tattoo, an all-over tan or a spiky haircut doesn't automatically make you a douchenozzle, but it definitely means you have douche-tendancies! Ladies BEWARE!!!

Time to witness pure EVIL,l right down to correctly applied eyeliner, torn fishnets, asymmetric hair and a huge appetite for cake. Some of these guys have got the side-swept bangs which cover one or both eyes down to a tee!

In today's modern society NO photo is safe, these terrorists have gone too far, targetting innocent civilian photos. These are not just photobombers they are professionals, ruining innocent photo's at will.

Yep, it's official, some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.

WARNING: Only look at these pictures if you fully understand the fact that once seen you will never be able to unsee and look at any cute celeb (of in fact any girl) ever again - scary as f#ck!

You find the perfect girl and you feel as if your future is set for life, you gaze at her across the room and wouldn't change a thing about her......*wait! It's then you notice she has extremely hairy arms and your dream is shattered.

Forget everything you've learned about bespecled ladies, it's all lies. These four eyed females are some of the most freakiest, wildest women around. Don’t you want to know what is really behind those thick-rimmed spectacles?

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following females are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

Here's a transformation that would make Optimus Prime run away and hide in fear & proof that you CAN have too much of a good thing! What starts off as a cute chick suddenly gets very ugly. Please STOP!