The Countdown Thing

I strange, boxy, animated amalgamation of The Thing, H.P. Lovecraft and the archetypal British game show. You've probably seen what happens when they spell a swear on Countdown, well this is what happens when the spell Cthulhu.

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

The 1998 Ford Expedition, what a car! I bet they won't sell many after potential customers see this though! Don't worry, three of those people were crash-test dummies.

This chick is trying to look sexy for the camera but loses her balance and falls off the top of the boat - It's a classic hawt FAIL!

You’ve never come across a Tetris bonus stage like this before—The blocky forms of Tetris are replaced with the goaty forms of goats, with an ever-changing panel of bleating. Because internet.

This fighter pilot takes his GoPro camera onboard his F18 when he takes to the skies. Even if you're not interested in planes, it makes for pretty damn compelling viewing. I'd love to fly one of these badboys!

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

There are two reasons why science isn't boring, right here, this is why gravity is awesome. Just look at those puppies in slow-mo, a real mesmerizing spectacle that will have you praising the laws of physics. And biology.

Taking the form of an educational video for non-human space travellers, the video reveals the intimidating nature of the human race—we’re quite a scary bunch, especially before breakfast.

This is definitely not the kind of singing I expected her to be doing. Still, if you're into death metal I'm sure it's extremely good. Not sure the judges really know what to think about it though...

So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered. Tough break. Wonder what the bet was?