Pole Dance Off

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

Rob's camping out at a phone box in the middle of nowhere and waiting to see who calls. This could get messy - LMAO!

It probably is better that he can't smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning charred flesh and brain cells cooking (if he has any at all) - WTF!?!.

Whoops. A phone number on Chad Ochocinco's cereal boxes is supposed to connect callers to a Feed the Children line but instead connects them to a sex line. Coincidence? Chance? Mistake?

It's not cool to push girls, but i reckon you ok if we give you a pass this one time if this is your girlfriend, because she is truly insane. Remember, forever alone > crazy girlfriend. Tough choice, but worth it.

It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? This game needs to be made!

When meeting the Queen of England, it’s important to cock your leg out in the manner befitting a 12th century nobleman and then shuffle it about in a manner befitting a 21st raver.

Did you ever meet a cat that could sing? No? Then you obviously weren’t looking hard enough because LOOK! Here’s Salvador singing his little cat heart out. And for those of you that are going to call fake on this, shame on you.

There are no clean getaways, especially if you have trouble even getting into a car wash in the first place. Somehow i reckon this will be his last ever visit to such an establishment - LMAO

We all know what a train going through a tunnel symbolises, but with this guy the symbolism is actual — just the mere sight of a train sends him into fits of pleasure. Or maybe he’s just a freak.

Will Smith's latest flick After Earth is so bad, seriously, it really is - it looks like they had trouble finishing this one. Can we please finally all agree to not let M. Night Shyamalan make any more movies??