Street Surfing FAIL!

There are no stops on this historical tour of Old Europe, except by painful accident - Sometimes you hit the building and sometimes the building hits YOU - Either way it's pain!

All those shitty pop hits that come steaming out of the hit factory like a turd falling from the sky and landing in your piano-shaped swimming pool. You could do better, right? I bet you could even do it in 8 hours!?

If youve never seen someone play Tetris at “Ludicous Speed” before, it truly is a sight to behold. Sure, his virginity is probably here to stay but you cant deny that the man has some serious talent with virtual blocks.

When the Japanese learn English one group of words that don’t get covered too well are swear words. So Brit abroad Chris Broad decides to help them out—armed with a copy of the book “The Correct Way to Use F#ck”.

TV hosts get embarrassed by a demonstration of a turkey caller that you operate by blowing. Laughter followed by awkward conversation. The first time is always the same.

He might not look like he gets all the girls but with his winning formula of a super sweet jacket, prescription eyewear and impressive bowling skills there's no way that Cassanova over here is gonna strike out.

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

You can’t turn on the TV, go to the cinema, pick up a book or comic these days without coming across the decaying undead. Because zombies, in culture, are everywhere, but why? Why do we love them so?

Those green pigs and those birds, are they so different after all? Maybe the whole egg stealing thing was just a massive misunderstanding and they were just borrowing them to keep them safe. I’m sure that was it.

The long awaited sequel to the pilot episode of what could possibly be the best idea for a cartoon since Matt Groening drew a slightly jaundiced looking family unit. Oh, and it also has a Trisaurus in it too!

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.