100 Greatest Nick Cage Quotes

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.

If a huge crane collapses and there's a camera to film it, does it make a for awesome footage & horrendous sounds? Yeah, it does.

Everyone's favourite she-nerd has something she want's to admit to. Yes, using her own hard-earned money she bought herself a shake weight. She's got the action down perfectly and can't leave it alone!

Gotta love the guys reaction in the background. Stops in his tracks to watch this chick show off her talent

Chatroulette is full of strange men exposing themselves, but non are stranger than this dude. Full beard and a two piece bathing suit might not work for everyone but this guy is rocking it and everyone seems to love it!

Hitchhiking in Russia's a dangerous occupation as these two find out. The roads are so perilous that the driver only needed to turn slightly to put his car into a flat spin and park it in a ditch.

There's drinking, drinking to excess....and then there's this - WTF!?! Someone needs to do some serious research into canine behaviour and work out if this mutt is just plain dumb or a total genius, he's totally self-sufficient.

Many have tried and failed. Carlton has gone down in TV history for busting this sweet dance out. But he never did it stood on top of a M1068 in full gear, while MLRS rockets fly about behind him

If you haven't seen Driver, go out and watch it. For the blokes it's got cars and violence, for the ladies it's got Ryan Gosling. Also, watching it means you'll enjoy this TF2 themed spoof all the more.

If you thought being a butcher was an unskiled job, think again. This guy is a freaking artist. His medium is delicious bacon. That makes him the best type of artist as well! Mmmmmm. OM NOM NOM.

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...