Quite The Amazing Shoestore!

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).

Finally someone has come up with a way to help curve those terrible homosexual tendencies! The Republicans should hand these out for free in front of gay bars!

First we had Google, a thing of pure simplicity in a world full of crappy complicated search engines. Then came YouTube and our easy browsing life was complete. However, they just couldn't resist ADDING sh#t! :(

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

Most people think tigers are a fearsome predator, and they are, but they have feelings too. Feelings for trees, but the path of true love never runs smoothly and this poor tiger knows that.

Can you say invasion of privacy?

BFFs are so sweet, just look at these two darlings, one's a giant ogre with breath like a baby's diaper and a face not even a mother could love, with a friend who's a goofy ass. The other two are from the movie Shrek.

You really have to ponder here "WTF were they thinking?". Maybe when your kids are playing a bit too rough you should take them here and scare them absolutely straight. Or die!?

Poor Steven, someone should have told him that 'Rule number 1' when it comes to Facebook is always keeping your password safe. When it falls into the wrong hands (your friends) all kinds of things can happen. Epic.