Pedobear On The News

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

You are in for a treat with this video, three curvaceous honeys shuffle their buxom butts in a wobbly dance routine that will be a sight for those sore eyes. And when they dance the earth moves.

Next time you’re drinking your morning cappuccino, try livening things up a bit by using some urban improv and flirting with the person sitting across the room from you.

This redneck scientist has just discovered the fastest way to give your self a serious spinal injury! He manages to go from naught to whiplash in just eleven seconds. To try this yourself all you need is a car and a length of rope!

OK, it’s time to play spot the barely recognisable celebrity, as this video takes a look at the very early careers of some of Hollywood’s golden eggs. But it’s humbling to know that they all started out somewhere.

I must have forgotten how the film went because I sure don't remember this scene going quite like this. Still, when someone drops the C bomb and he's got mad backup, what can you do? Stand there and take it, thats what.

Maverick can't touch this guy. The pilot flies at just under Mach speed 12 feet off the ground directly above his buddies head. Somehow i am glad to be viewing this and not participating in the event - OMG!

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

In Hollywood’s tireless journey to systematically destroy everything you hold dear and sacred, they present to you the trailer for the Conan The Barbarian reboot. Shocking.

Just another day for this dude, cleaning up the cobra habitat at the Zoo, lots of deadly snakes irratated at being picked up as he throws them out of his way with no fear whatsoever. Just doing my job, ma'am.

Bert and Earnie rap.. LOL