Paranoid Cat Is Paranoid.

Thats the trouble with being a cat, it's a solitary life when you are out in the wild, stalking potential snacks and making sure the neighbourhood dog is terrified of you. You start to get slightly paranoid.

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

Ok, first things first of course, make sure the monitor takes center stage and is not obscured by the sh#t load of guns you just happen to keep in your own personal arsenal - OMG!

You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.

You know when you just have to send that text message - It looks like this was one of those times.

Well, that just about covers everyone - WTF?

This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.

The really high guy meme is an internet classic. You know times are changing when people are seeing internet memes in inanimate objects rather than apparitions of our lord and savior. I think i prefer it this way though.

When it comes to proposing to your girlfriend, there are ways you should do it and ways you shouldn't do it. Falling in the former camp is this, it's full of so much win it hurts.