Man Sneezes Into His Trombone During Concert

We've all been there (well, if you play in an orchestra that is): it's a quiet passage and you really really need to sneeze. Try to ignore and keep playing, or disrupt the music to stop and sneeze? This is what happens when you don't quite make it...

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.

When Samuel L Jackson tells you that it's over and he's never going back out with you, you can take that as gospel. He's not a man who minces his words. That said I think I prefer Taylor Swift's vocals...

Some things are so weird they warrant questioning. I have no clue what this goofy chick was trying to achieve here, but I think its a safe bet that this outcome wasn't it?

We all love cute girls but sometimes they can go a little bit toooo far - The arrow on the hotness-meter dropped so fast for this chick it almost snapped off.

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.

With the music industry overrun with 6-pack sporting, vain, talentless douche-muppets, it’s good to get a perspective on it all before we all lose our minds and start listening to Vanilla Ice again!

His voice is now probably 3 octaves higher.. LOL

What’s this? Hot twins getting crazy with the funky stuff all over each other? But it begs the question, would you? You sick filthy degenerate, I know you would. It’s a welcome break from your right hand anyway.

At first glance it looks like this guy has just filled himself up with synthol to the point where he looks like a big wobbly waterbomb. on closer inspection though, it actually looks like muscle. Either way, dude is a freak.

Watch this guy unleash his, and then go see if you can beat him and roar yourself a new one!