Samuel L Jackson Sings Taylor Swift

When Samuel L Jackson tells you that it's over and he's never going back out with you, you can take that as gospel. He's not a man who minces his words. That said I think I prefer Taylor Swift's vocals...

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

"Congratulations, Caitlin, on your exemplary performance on Wheel of Fortune. Unfortunately, MENSA can not accept you at this time. Please apply again after answering a question on Jeopardy."

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

If you think you've seen an elaborate pizza delivery guy prank, think again. These guys go to the trouble of transforming their house into the venue for some weird secret society meeting just for the pizza man.

There’s no doubting that computers are cool and all that, but can they ever be as all-out fun as running around screaming with a stick?

The film about that park full of giant extinct lizards who run amok and spawn 2 sequels gets this neat little infographic. What we can take away from it is raptors are obviously awesome, but highly dangerous and predatory.

During a race in Spain, a car slides out of control during a curve and crashes into a mother and her daughter, flipping them into the air. Amazingly, no one was injured in the accident.

Holy crap this is the William Tell of the 21st century! If this had gone wrong it would have hurt like crap but at least he would have got a good black eye.

Well, she wins it. She wins the record for the most stunted performance of the most excitable song since some other piece of crud. It's like she's trying to be enthusiastic but part of her being won't allow it!?

Tony Gerrard was feeling the pressure and he steps up to take a penalty kick. BUT! My God what happens next will have you doubting his skills, not just as a football player, but as a human being. Fail.