Kate Upton Beachwear

Kate Upton models some rather fetching beachwear. I have no idea why and nor do I care. Maybe it's her own line of bikinis, maybe it someone elses' or maybe she's just on holiday and feeling a bit indecisive.

The onslaught on invading innocent photographers subjects continues, do they hate us for being so incredibly good looking? It's time to draw a line in the sand. You're either with the pouters or you're with the photobombers. Pick your side!

From the looks on these kids faces you'd think their hair has feeling & they are about to be subjected to extreme torture! I guess the first time you have one it could be scary? Why do kids hate the barber so much?

It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night and you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.

It takes a great deal of thinking to come up with a great boat name, the best ideas are drawn from some sort of memory or life experience. The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!

A perfect chance to look at pictures of divers and laugh your ass off at them afterwards. The expressions are a mix of concentration, physical strain and g-forces. Somehow, this never gets old.

Being a good parent isn't always something that comes naturally (or at all?). Sometimes you get it right and other times you take sexy pics of yourself with a puzzled toddler waddling around in the background.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

More truthful titles to popular movies. If movies were titled this truthfully in the first place, perhaps it could have saved us some money!

It's an odd combination but a strangely pleasing one. Attractive women in flight suits, attractive women in flight suits next to planes, women in cocktail dresses next to planes. ME GUSTA.

A selection of 40 pics that couldn't really have been timed any better. You've got to either be one lucky son of a gun, or a photo taking ninja to get shots as brilliantly daft and hillarious as these.